Facing the rap

November 28, 2012

Eminem lawyer busted for possession of firearm stockpile

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Pha-shiz, epilogue crew! Time to get down wid a story dat’s da bomb, coz it be about a legal homie dat’s been busted for a whole crib fulla arrestables.

OK, we’ll stop with all that nonsense now, given we’re about as gangsta as Sister Wendy Beckett on a charity edition of The Great British Bake Off.

So, in English: the ex-lawyer of notable rappers Eminem, 50 Cent (that’s ‘Fiddy’ to his mates) and Cypress Hill has been arrested after police found an armoury in his house that would put the Batcave to shame.

According to Rolling Stone, Randall Cutler was arrested earlier this month at his gated home in Bronxville, New York after the cops found a stash that included ‘an AK-47, a TEC-9 automatic handgun and a sawed-off shotgun, along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, tactical vests and a laser scope.’

We’re not entirely sure what a tactical vest is, but we’re guessing it isn’t one you pack “just in case” when you’re holidaying on the Suffolk coast.

Police had been contacted by a family member after Cutler had allegedly threatened his brother with a gun. Cutler denies all charges.

‘I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn’t, then why would you say I am?’ Enimem might have said, had we bothered contacting him for a quote. AB  

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